Posts Tagged ‘Events’

Help, I need mone… I mean VOTES!!!

Okay, so I’ve totally been ignoring my blog until I need something… GET OVER IT!

Just kidding, of course. I’ve entered a contest for Eight O’clock Coffee, and I need people to rate my entry (c’mon, if you’re going to do this, just give me a 5 for my efforts, alright?). How about we make a deal, though… I’ll tell you a funny story tomorrow in exchange for this huge favor, okay?

First, you have to go to this link: http://www.discoverthedifference.com

They are going to ask you for your email adress. Sorry. It gets worse, but PLEEEEEEEASE just do it!

Then, you have to register… Wait! I heard that “Forget it!”… it just takes a minute, and you can just leave the box unchecked that says you want to receive emails from them. If you leave the other one checked, then they’ll just let you know when they’ve picked the finalists, and you can go back and vote, if, by some wild chance, I make it to the final 8. If they send you anything else, you can just opt-out. This is a legitimate company, so you’re not going to be getting a bunch of spam from them. We’re talking about $10,000 here! Plus, you get to play an instant win game, so you may just be rewarded for your efforts.

Okay, I’m just going to assume that you all have stayed with me so far, and have registered, and are now at the gallery. You’ll have to do a search, since there are so many entries. Enter “snow-mom” in the search box, and click on the picture of Riley with his snowman. Now, the idea was to create an original, unique, entertaining short essay about how $10,000 would make a difference in your life. So, for creative (and persuasive) purposes, I took some liberties with my story. Now, telling people that I was laid off almost a year ago might have been more honest, and may have gotten us a little more sympathy, but that’s not quite as entertaining, now is it? Anyway, whatever… just clicky on the 5!

There… all done. That wasn’t so bad, right?

Now just close the window. Seriously, right now. Don’t read all the other stories about people needing the money for college, or furniture, or surgeries for their pets, or dying people wanting to give the money to their grandkids, or whatever. Forget about them, they’ll be fine. They’re probably trolling the gallery right now, giving everybody else a 1, so they’ll win. I’m not going to stoop to that. They’re all evil. Just close the window and go back tomorrow and vote again. For me. You’re already registered, now, so you don’t have to go through all that mess again. So you’ll do it, right?

Promise me you will, and I’ll tell you about ‘The Battle at Johnson’s Porch’ in The Great Slug War tomorrow.

A belated Happy Reformation Day

This is my first year in a church that celebrates Reformation Day, so I’m pretty new to it, but here is the basic idea:

On October 31, 1517, Martin Luther posted his 95 theses on the doors of a church in Wittenburg, Germany. He actually nailed them to the door, which was the common practice of that time. If you had something you wanted to discuss with the clergy, that was how you let them know. Printers saw the sheer volume of theses that he posted, however, and sensed a story, so they quickly translated (he had written them in Latin, the Catholic Church’s official language for teaching and communication) and distributed his papers. His ideas were so at odds with the church’s that word spread quickly, and everyone wanted to read them… and they were so widely distributed that everyone could. After Luther’s excommunication from the church soon after, there was a massive revolt.

This holiday even has an official color, which is red, to remind us of the Holy Spirit descending on Christ’s followers in tongues of fire on the Day of Pentecost. It was also, of course, the Holy Spirit who inspired Luther and his colleagues to begin the Reformation of the church.

On this holiday we celebrate what God achieved through Martin Luther- the return to the knowledge of salvation by grace through faith, instead of what the church had turned to… selling indulgences. Indulgences were certificates that you could purchase from the church to free yourself or someone else from purgatory, or lessen their suffering. Johann Tetzel is famous for his quote (which angered Luther enough to write his theses): “As soon as a coin in the coffer rings, a soul from purgatory springs”.  So basically, the Catholic Church needed to raise money to build St. Peter’s Cathedral in Rome, and so they told people that for enough money, they could save their dead loved ones from hell. Cuz, ya know… God cares more about having a beautiful cathedral than true repentance for sins by the sinner himself.

Anyhoo… our church had a picnic at one of the church family’s homes on Saturday, and I took some pictures. They have a farm, and there were fires for hotdogs and s’mores, a hay ride, and Reformation trivia. It was a lot of fun, and there were probably about 75 people, or so. <- Drew will have to help me out with this, I’m really bad at judging the number of people in crowds. It could have been 50, or it could have been 150. I’m shooting for something modest inbetween.

It was just really pretty with all the fall colors, so I snapped a few shots. I wanted to take more, and get some better ones, but I was trying to be discreet. I wasn’t sure if it was weird that I was taking pictures… I would think it was kind of strange if someone came to my house and started taking pictures of my garage, or something. But anyway, here’s what I got.

tractor

riley-swinging

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pond

goldtree

fires

fire

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barn

tree

Also, here are a few more that were interesting. This first one is me and Riley about to set off on the hay ride. He hates loud noises and was afraid the tractor would be loud. It wasn’t.

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Evidently there were some other-wordly vistors, too… according to this photo of orbs.

Or the hay was dusty.

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This one is just strange. I was trying our some different settings on my camera to take pictures by fire-light without blinding everyone with my flash, and Riley was my guinea pig. This one just struck me as really creepy, for some reason, so I thought I’d share.

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No guts, no glory… and no talent. But I try, anyway.

Black sweatpants and black sweatshirt: $10.00

White acrylic paint and paint brush: $3.00

Face paint: $3.00

Pair of skeleton gloves: $1.00

Time spent looking at picture of the costume he wanted, and trying to sketch ribcage and spine onto sweatshirt: 10 minutes

Time spent following sketch on spine and left half of ribcage, then realizing sketch wasn’t perfectly symmetrical after getting to right side and resorting to painting freehand, then throwing out sketch idea altogether and painting the rest of the costume freehand: 15 hours

Time spent trying to paint Riley’s face while he was squirming, squinting, scrunching his eyes and mouth, trying to play with the dog, and complaining about itching and tickling: 20 minutes

Seeing Riley looking adorable and loving his costume: Priceless

So, yeah… I decided this year that I would make Riley’s Halloween costume myself. “It’ll be fun”, I said. “How hard can it be?”, I said. He wanted to buy this one when we went shopping, but “It’s $25… I can do it for much cheaper”, I said.

Next year I’m spending whatever it takes to get what he wants. I have a new appreciation for the value of Halloween costumes.

He did look pretty flippin’ adorable, though, right?

That, and the incredible loot of candy he pulled in made it all worth it. The biggest cost to me will be the 5 pounds I gain from helping him finish off his candy. You, know… just so we don’t have to have it around the house for months, being a temptation.

Urgent warning about tainted Halloween candy

Evidently there is candy that would have been sold in the last couple of months that has poisonous ingredient, melamine, that could make your children seriously ill. Please look closely at the ingredients in your child’s candy, and check the label for milk powder if it was made in China.

Thank you, Michelle, for forwarding this to me… I would have had no idea about this otherwise. Everyone please have a safe and happy Halloween!